Hysterica Passio

Eleanor Zissou: How are you feeling?

Steve Zissou: I’m right on the edge. I don’t know what comes next.

- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Wes Anderson 2004

Wah: People like us don’t have tomorrows.

- As Tears Go By, Wong Kar Wai 1988

Almásy: New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. 

- The English Patient, Anthony Minghella 1996

Based on the novel by Michael Ondaatje

Harold: Doog, where’s my car? 

Kumar: Where’s his car, dude? 

- Harold & Kumar go to White Castle Danny Leiner 2004

Jarrod: I almost came as a shark actually, but then I realized an eagle’s slightly better. 

- Eagle vs. Shark, Taika Waititi 2007

Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow? 

Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come? 

Tommy Corn: What time? 

Albert Markovski: Mmm, 1, 1:30. 

Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains? 

Albert Markovski: We always do. 

- I Heart Huckabees, David O. Russell 2004

Emily ‘Jacks’ Jackson: An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn’t be an early departure. 

Peter Simon: If this was a movie, you’d be blonde. 

Emily ‘Jacks’ Jackson: If this was a movie, you’d be famous. 

Peter Simon: That’s the problem with life. It’s nothing like movies. 

- Love and Other Demons, Alek Keshishian 2006